Monday, September 22, 2008

The World According to Broken Toyz

It was the dawn of the 80's, the era of New Wave had run it's course, thank God, and the world was hungry for something new. Luckily for the masses, a motley crew of musicians, four men from four vastly different backgrounds, came together, and in a cataclysmic rock Armageddon, saved the world for rock 'n' roll. That band was... Motley Crue! And there is no way in hell you can afford to get them to play your personal version of the US Festival (look it up...).

Lucky for you then that around the same time, in nearly the same place, four other equally as creative, yet messed up, musicians wound up joining forces to create the rock juggernaut that is BROKEN TOYZ!! Loud, rude and aggressive (and a bit dirty, just for good measure) the band is carrying the torch of Heavy Metal through the 21st century. Long hair, leather, spandex, and groupies galore, all the trademarks of glam rock and metal are now held by Broken Toyz.

Every song you knew and loved from the days of high teased hair, leg warmers and Tawny Kitaen frolicking on the hood of David Coverdale's precision German sportscar, are brought to life by four musicians who all but single-handedly created the sound of the Sunset Strip in the 80's. You want your MTV heavy-rotation favorites like Bon Jovi, Def Leppard and the Scorpions? The Toyz can deliver. You want some Autograph, some Skid Row, some Whitesnake? The Toyz are your boyz. You wanna hear Milli Vanilli, A Flock of Seagulls, Kajagoogoo? Get the hell out of here, you're in the wrong place.

Broken Toyz are 100% unadulterated, 100% genuine, 100% intoxicated... they ARE 80's metal. If you want a rock experience that will make you think it's 1987, and that you still have a chance with that 18 year old you were eyeing up at the mall today, then this is the one for you.

BROKEN TOYZ: THE 80's METAL EXPERIENCE !!!

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